A few days ago, I opened up my front door to find...
|It was so pretty I gave it a gold star!|
But... wow, Influenster. That's so cool of you. Why me?
|haha... I see what you did there.|
Ok, let's crack that baby open! Now, because I'm a total crazy person and I have been stalking Facebook, Instagram, and the MakeupTalk forums ever since they announced this box, I pretty much knew what to expect once I opened the lid. However, there's such a huge difference between knowing what's in there, and holding it in my happy little hands!
|Check it out! So much stuff for my mouth!|
|Yummy? Yes. Healthy? Hmmm probably not.|
The next item is... spray lotion! It's by Vaseline, and it's their new Spray & Go Moisturizer. Spray Lotion! What next, right? And actually, I'm quite excited about this. Not for me, actually. I know how to put lotion on. No, I'm excited because I have a hyperactive three-year-old, and if you've ever tried to put lotion on an octopus, you know what I'm going through. Imagine, if you will, telling a little boy to stay still, getting lotion all over your hands, having him escape, then chasing said darling, precious child with lotion-y hands. It's like catching a greased pig, only you're the one who's all slippery. So I plan on using one hand to hold his little hand or foot, spraying the lotion, then quickly rubbing it in! That way, the lotion's on him, not me, and the novelty of a spray lotion may even shock him into sitting still for the few seconds it takes to use it. Definitely a winning idea, Vaseline! Thanks!
|No more scaly skin for my Dragon!|
Also, I'm totally looking forward to the new no-calorie sweetener from Splenda. Nectresse is a natural sweetener made from monk fruit. Monk fruit extract is hundreds of times sweeter than sugar, and I'm so excited to see if this will be a good replacement for Splenda! I've tried the stevia sweeteners, and just didn't like the taste. I will try this new awesomeness, and report back!
|Are you my new best friend?|
|Witch Hazel, work your magic!|
Ok, for these last few items, I have a confession to make. I have wonderfully strong, healthy teeth. But they ain't white! They're in direct contrast to my darling hubby's teeth. The man looks like a toothpaste commercial, but he's constantly getting cavities! Needless to say, I always feel crappy when I look at pictures of the two of us, because it looks like I'm totally neglecting my dental hygiene. But guess what? I got not just one whitening product, but a whole darn regimen from Colgate! Toothpaste, mouthwash, and a whitening toothbrush from their Optic White line! I'm so going to do before/after pics, because I want to see how much of a difference it truly makes.
|I want my teeth to blind people.|
So huge thank you to Influenster for the box of awesome, and I look forward to trying everything out! And if anyone wants the deets on how to join Influenster, hit me up on Facebook or via email. Also, enjoy your Saturday night! Just think, one week from now you'll be putting together baskets and hiding eggs! My kids can't wait to see what the Easter Bunny will bring. That being said, this is probably the last year I can keep stealing chocolate out of their baskets without them noticing. I'll be sure to savor the memories.